arrr this be a held url see afirethatwillneverburn
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toast annoys me so much cos like it’s bread that’s been toasted so we call it “toast” but if you fry a potato it’s not called a “fry”
fries
do you ever look back at your mistakes
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The year is 2540, a student in history class notices something off about his textbook. “How come these textbooks skip the years 1990 through 1999?” The teacher puts his air-marker down on the table, lowers his head, and sighs. “Because…” he lifts his head, a single tear rolls down his cheek, “… only 90’s kids remember the 90’s”
omfg
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This is a useful resource…
i’ll be the most creative murderer the world has ever seen
two types of people
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crying is manly as shit
crying was originally seen as a masculine thing. if you were a roman centurion or something and you didn’t cry when one of your fellow soldiers died, you were seen as an insensitive pussy.
told u
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According to the animators for Flynn, he’s meant to be 26 years old, thus making him 8 years older than Rapunzel, who is 18 in the film - the largest age gap between any other Disney couple.
Kida’s 8,800-ish with Milo’s 32, that’s… an 8,768 year age gap?
Can we just appreciate that Milo’s reaction is basically how tumblr girls feel about the men they stalk?
I CAN’T EVEN DENY IT OH MY GOD(via aidanyoukilime)
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watching someone you hate struggle at something
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I found this on the back of the bathroom door at my university library.
Good to know that someone else takes cautionary measures against angel attacks while on the loo.
insurance against loo-cifer
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